May 2009
4 posts
Valerie: I'm trying to curse less around the kids.
Matt: Less than what, a drunken sailor?
Valerie: (laughs) Basically!
Matt: I need you to run me home; we've got time, don't we?
Fonda: Better watch it, your boss is sitting right here.
Matt: You've ridden with Caitlin; we'll be back five minutes ago.
Caitlin: Hey! Why was I so nice as to drive this week, after driving last week?
Me: Blue shift withdrawal symptoms?
Caitlin: Tell me again why I put up with this abuse?
Me: Stockholm syndrome?
“Shane: $5 for a jumbo; I’ll take that deal!”